Contrary to so called public perception, fat chicks are the ones who get all the sex. You can see that from just looking at all the pregnant women seen around. They outnumber skinny chicks by miles. The more meat on a woman's body, the better to fuck her!! (Life)

Mangos taste great, its a wicked awesome fruit. My only problem with this fruit is the irregular proportion of fruit to seed. All mangos have a huge ass seed in the middle that stops you from chomping down on the fruit. Fruits that have a massive exterior or layers that prevent you from More... (Life,Off-Topic)

I name people based on the only characteristic I know about them. Meat Juice Guy is one of those guys. I work in my college dining hall, and one night we were serving beef. He asked me to tip the entire pan of beef so he could have more juices on his meat. Well I couldn't very well tip More... (Life,Off-Topic)

She looks STUPID today. Who decides what the hell that woman will wear on the air? She looks horrid in brown. It really accentuates her wrinkles and facial lines, much the same way that the old lady anchor Pam had her wrinkles and facial lines accented with that horrible green sweater she wore More... (Off-Topic)